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Mary, my dear,
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Don't you think
that everything around us is like...
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...as a scenario?
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Scenario?
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Yes, scenery.
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SCENARIO
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Good night, dear.
I love you.
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I love you too
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more than any
something else in the world.
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SCENARIO
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Dear Mary.
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My name is Romeo_69,
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and I love you.
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I watch you
secretly every day.
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You are such a special woman...
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I want to get to know you better
and love you more.
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To give you the life you
deserves it, full of love and passion.
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Wait for me
under the old tree.
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With love, Romeo_69
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Hello, hello...
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I love you.
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I'm Romeo_69...
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No. You are a terrible monster.
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No-no-no.
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No no!
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Why am I a monster?
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So, this is former actor Pato Ronald.
How are you?
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Well...
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I'm unemployed,
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My wife left me
and I live off the leftovers from the street.
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Look, I pissed myself.
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I am in a terrible and disgusting state.
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If you have old food
or used diapers...
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Please give them to me!
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The magnificent aroma of Acme coffee!
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Delicious!
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I love the aroma and flavor
unique and invigorating
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of the exceptional Acme coffee.
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I heard: "Cafe Acme"?
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This aroma is delicious.
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Can I have a cup?
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No, go away!
We don't want dirty beggars here.
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Thanks.
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ANYWHERE
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Hello Arnold, best friend.
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I appear on the scene for free.
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Hey, I want to masturbate, what about you?
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Let's masturbate!
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There are mermaids in the internet lake...
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hot mermaids
they love touching themselves while you watch.
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You can touch your penis
while watching and they love it!
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Let's go!
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Well, I think so...
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My sex life is pathetic.
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Shh, don't make any noise.
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He he, it's right here. Shhh...
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Well, honey, have a nice day.
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I am going to work.
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Arnold, you've been unemployed for years.
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I finally got you!
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You have no idea
how much I hate you!
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You will be forever
in my arms!
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Phew, thank God!
It was all a dream.
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Ooooh, I love you!
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Ronald Duck, Ronald Duck!
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After living
in the hell of drugs and alcohol,
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What's it like to return
to work in the cinema?
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It was easy for me,
after all, he was playing a beggar.
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This short film
is very important to me,
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because I returned to the job market...
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Who's laughing?
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Who's laughing there?!
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Baby, I'll...
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I'm going to find Ramiro
to smoke a joint.
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and avoid problems in my life
that I will never solve.
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Ramiro is dead, dear.
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Did you forget?
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He died when a giant owl
invaded the scene and took him away.
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I will never die
while it's alive inside you.
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It's true, and I thought it was a dream.
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Arnold, you're not feeling well.
You should see a doctor.
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Doctor, sometimes I can't tell if
Is this all real or a dream!
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Dream? Impossible.
You can't dream in this world.
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Poor Ramiro...
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Damn giant owls...
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Hello, I'm your best friend Ramiro.
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Do you want to smell it
of the beautiful lavender-scented flowers?
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Hey, hey, wait a minute...
You are not Ramiro.
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Ramiro is dead!
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Dead?
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I don't understand what you mean...
uh... no...
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My God,
This idiot is ruining everything!
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Improvise!
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Uh... I love you,
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I want to sleep with you, Arnold.
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I love you...
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I love you, Arnold...
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No! Don't come close!
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No! No!
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We are your friends, don't run away!
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EXIT
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Where are you going?
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No, no, don't hit me,
don't hit me!
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I just want to get out of here.
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Don't hit me, please!
Don't hit me... No!
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Phew, thank God!
It was all a dream.
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I don't know if all this is true
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or just a dream.
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Dream?
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In this world, dreams are impossible.
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Help...
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Please help me...
Please help me...
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Hello, unknown protagonist...
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I would like a cup
of delicious Acme coffee?
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Nooooo!!
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The world is a beautiful scenery,
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but the cast is deplorable.
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END
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Mary, my dear,
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Don't you think
that everything around us is like...
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...as a scenario?
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Scenario?
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Yes, scenery.
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I don't know, we're sitting here,
together, as if we were happy.
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Don't you think everything is artificial,
Is it like a scenario?
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Look! They are beautiful,
but they are not real!
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They're plastic!
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And this tree is very realistic,
but it's not real, it's paper mache!
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Think about it: the air always smells
the lavender air freshener...
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Nobody notices?
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They are not flowers,
It's just an air purifier!
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Just an air purifier!
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Nobody notices...
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Help me, help me...
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Look, my love.
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Look, all of our
friends are here.
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We all love you very much.
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Yes, everything is a scenario...
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but at least it's our scenario.
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Admit it, we are all actors.
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Yes, ha-ha-ha, what a fool I was!
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At least that's our scenario.
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Thanks everyone
for always being there.
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I'm so happy here...